quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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