I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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