they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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