Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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