she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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