do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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