i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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