Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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