no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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