What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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