: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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