It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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