It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Randomize
