well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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