i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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