You're my little dorito
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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