Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize
