Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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