i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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