oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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