i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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