I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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