Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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