I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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