I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
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