Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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