I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
The uberlube is also flammable
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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