did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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