Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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