whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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