i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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