Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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