the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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