I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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