Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just cropdusted the office
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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