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From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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