i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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