if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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