Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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