If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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