Please, let me fuck your mom
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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