Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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