you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
