Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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