fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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