My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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