It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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