My hand turned me down
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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