i barfeds in our rink
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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