For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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